The very idea! One day, after I commit the heinous act which will bestow notoriety on me, then, and only then, will my billions of readers know the power of my deathless prose.
I am a speck of (self-) conscious protoplasm consuming valuable resources in the northwest part of the United States, an accident, believe me, of time and space. I am appalled by the world I astonishingly inhabit and by the people who accompany me here--except, of course, for Eileen! My advice: in scarcity, share.
Homeland security is watching.
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